Funny QuotesTake time out for some fun, and the funny quotes on this page are a great excuse for a smile!A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success. The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam - I looked into the soul of the boy next to me. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. I'd rather be called sleazy than to be identified as intelligent. What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Next page - Hilarious Quotes Return from Funny Quotes to Quotes By Famous People © Copyright 2011. All rights reserved.
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